I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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