your thong is hanging out like whoa
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
