Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Bring me that man meat
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
