So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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