just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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