theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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