Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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