so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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