I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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