then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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