idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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