Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
