:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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