yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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