If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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