try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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