well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
