I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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