i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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