Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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