do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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