WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
vagina is talking i cant
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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