I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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