whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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