Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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