wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
They took my balls.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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