Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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