Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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