So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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