In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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