By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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