But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize