There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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