Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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