I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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