Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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