College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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