RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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