The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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