Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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