I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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