Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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