new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do plants get herpes?
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