do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
don't judge my taste in strippers
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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