belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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