I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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