that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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