using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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