i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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