i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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