I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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