the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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